So today I ran into Shoprite (a grocery store chain slowly taking over America, I hate them). When I pulled into the space in the parking lot, I notice that some old person (I assume) left a big box of depends in the bottom of their shopping cart. I really wanted to take them, but I didn’t. I did my shopping and came back, they were still there! I still wanted to take them. Now of course I have no need for depends, but it was just the fact that they were there and I could take them. I wanted to, but I didn’t. I was afraid I’d be caught on parking lot cameras stealing adult diapers.
A gold star for anyone who can name where the post title comes from. No googling! Cheaters never win!
Designing Women, Julia gets sequestered and misses her dinner with the Carters.
Wow that was quick lol! Even I forgot about the carters part!
You could have kept them and used them the next time you have to drive between NJ and VA, for example, a la the crazy astronaut lady.
Or wear them to bed so you don’t have to get up in the middle of the night.
Or not. *G*
I like Aravis’ ideas. I may have to go get me some.
You might have been caught on tape stealing the depends, and they might have made it into a national issue. I have luck like that. You’d be on all the talk shows having to defend yourself.
I’m glad you didn’t take the depends.