Source: People Magazine American Idol’s Taylor Hicks is People Magazine’s Sexiest Bachelor? Okay lets just ignore the fact that this photo looks completely photoshopped. Someone…

And I am in paiiiiiinnnnn! I did not eat anything but mush all day, yogurt basically. It was all I could take as I was…

So I think I am the only person in America who did not watch Britney cry her eyes out to “sockless” Matt Lauer. I just…